Archive for November 20th, 2009
“At the grocery store today, we saw quite a few tabloids with stories on Dr. Utopia having lung cancer, attributing his recent dramatic weight loss and skeletal appearance to that. These aren’t The Enquirer, which is more accurate than the New York Times, but tabs like The Globe and others in that ilk.
We personally believe Dr. Utopia has Parkinson’s, and that Parkinson’s will be the excuse he gives when he chooses not to run for a second term (after it’s clear to him he’s not going to win, he would rather take his toys and go home rather than face that defeat on a national scale…LBJ style).

Affirmative Action President
Parkinson’s helps explain the reliance on the TelePrompTer, since whenever he goes off script he seems addled, confused, and makes ridiculous comments.
It would explain his weight loss and the facial twitches he has.
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