Obama has Parkinson’s Disease?

November 20, 2009
Posted by Economics9698 @ 19:37 PM

“At the grocery store today, we saw quite a few tabloids with stories on Dr. Utopia having lung cancer, attributing his recent dramatic weight loss and skeletal appearance to that. These aren’t The Enquirer, which is more accurate than the New York Times, but tabs like The Globe and others in that ilk.

We personally believe Dr. Utopia has Parkinson’s, and that Parkinson’s will be the excuse he gives when he chooses not to run for a second term (after it’s clear to him he’s not going to win, he would rather take his toys and go home rather than face that defeat on a national scale…LBJ style).

Affirmative Action President

Affirmative Action President


Parkinson’s helps explain the reliance on the TelePrompTer, since whenever he goes off script he seems addled, confused, and makes ridiculous comments.

It would explain his weight loss and the facial twitches he has.

There’s a direct link between Parkinson’s and heavy cocaine abuse, of which Dr. Utopia freely admits in his book, The Dreams of William Ayers, or whatever it’s called.”

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One Response to “Obama has Parkinson’s Disease?”

  1. Janice Fritty Says:

    This thing about Obama going to India has me wondering. Anyone remember a story about Clinton holding up an airport for a haircut?


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