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This made me laugh out loud.
Perhaps because I know someone that has diligently been trying to get a job now for 2 years. This person is not and has not been on unemployment. Apparently MA degrees are a dime a dozen. The local Ross or TJ Max who are hiring are not interested. Those stores seems to be filled with kids who are either Hispanic or black, some speak with an accent.
No this someone does not qualify for welfare or food stamps or public aid.
I have suggested a trip to the courthouse and a change of name to Garcia. 
An email sent to me last week.
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”. So I explained to her that my Dog is mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.
Is this a great country or not?
I am not the greatest fan of Rush but this was funny and dead on accurate.
When Limbaugh first came on the scene years ago I loved him … he was fresh and new. But as time wore on the same old same got a little dull. I do however believe he is a true patriot. So I am always willing to give him a listen.
Like Ann Coulter he has the innate ability to be the burr under the saddle blanket of the left. He really does not have to say or do anything. All he has to do is “BE”.
That tells me he has power beyone what most recognize or yammer on about.
So enjoy!
A friend sent this in an email. It made me laugh out loud so I am sharing here
Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
-Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
-Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
-Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
-Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
SNL no hope, no change no nothing (jack & squat).
As her opponents seethe, writhe and wail over governor Pailin’s every move it is business as usual in Alaska. Sarah Palin quietly goes about her business as usual much to the chagrin of those who have rabid hate for her. Personally I find this whole “OPPOSE SARAH PALIN” (from both sides of the isle) drop dead funny. Apparently the opposition is so out of touch they have no clue how “mindlessly stupid” they appear to anyone who has no vested interest one way or another in what she does.
In fact daily it is becoming more clear just how “mindlessly stupid” the majority of officials running our government have become (or always were and we just paid it no mind).
While Governor Palin was busy signing a joint resolution declaring Alaska’s sovereignty under the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution – and now 36 other states have introduced similar resolutions as part of a growing resistance to the federal government.
Kathleen Sebelius Obama’s Secretary of Health and Human Services is doing the footwork trying to foist the latest SCAM onto the citizenry of the USA. Free health care to all.
When asked by a reporter “does president Obama expect EVERYONE to pay the bill for this program?” her answer was YES. Now either the woman is totally out of touch or plainly an open faced liar.
What a surprise of late!
It certainly does not take rocket science to see why the Sarah Palin bandwagon grows daily by leaps and bounds.
Do you know what happened 159 years ago this fall…. back in 1850
California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.
So basically, nothing has changed except the women had real boobs and the men didn’t hold hands.
I watched the clip of Barack Obama sniveling about Fox News and its big megaphone badmouthing him.
“Boo Hoo”.
Is this the first adversity this man has encountered in his life?
This is typical narcissistic behavior “what the world does not love me as much as I love myself? Snivel, whine how can that be?
This man is SO TOTALLY OUT OF TOUCH!
This says it all about the Gangsta in the Whitehouse.