I almost doubled over watching this clip from Bill O’Reilly.

Another Solyndra?
Yes you could say so.

Apparently the Volt batteries can catch fire. OPPS that is not a good sign is it?
Well at least General Motors is offering free loaner cars to owners of Chevrolet Volts who wish to have the electric cars inspected.

Will they also pay for your burned down house or garage?

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

Oh, I don’t know,” said the congressman. “How about global warming, universal
health care, or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.

“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse
produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks
about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss
global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don’t know
shit?”

And then she went back to reading her book.

Oh my gosh I just stumbled across this video on youtube and had to post it here.
I LOVE IT!

Then I found the rest of her videos … WONDERFUL! !

This made me laugh out loud.
Perhaps because I know someone that has diligently been trying to get a job now for 2 years. This person is not and has not been on unemployment. Apparently MA degrees are a dime a dozen. The local Ross or TJ Max who are hiring are not interested. Those stores seems to be filled with kids who are either Hispanic or black, some speak with an accent.

No this someone does not qualify for welfare or food stamps or public aid.
I have suggested a trip to the courthouse and a change of name to Garcia.

An email sent to me last week.

I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”. So I explained to her that my Dog is mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday.

Is this a great country or not?

I am not the greatest fan of Rush but this was funny and dead on accurate.
When Limbaugh first came on the scene years ago I loved him … he was fresh and new. But as time wore on the same old same got a little dull. I do however believe he is a true patriot. So I am always willing to give him a listen.

Like Ann Coulter he has the innate ability to be the burr under the saddle blanket of the left. He really does not have to say or do anything. All he has to do is “BE”.

That tells me he has power beyone what most recognize or yammer on about.

So enjoy!

A friend sent this in an email. It made me laugh out loud so I am sharing here

Liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
-Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
-Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
-Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
-David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
-Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
-Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

This made me laugh out loud!